This has to go on the blog

You might have seen this photo in the previous post:

In case you didn't read the previous post, this is a photo of the locked glass case in a Goodwill near Purdue. Yes, that is a box of "1 Vibrating Ring plus 1 Latex Condom". At Goodwill. For four dollars. Did I mention that this was for SALE at a Goodwill store??

Of course, like the good daughter I am, I texted a photo of the case to my dad. And now, for your entertainment pleasure, his response:

"Top Ten Reasons to Donate Your Trojans to Goodwill:

10)  making up for congressional cuts to Planned Parenthood 

9) girlfriend got pregnant, so these became superfluous

8) one size didn't fit all, had to get other.

7) preferred the chocolate flavor.

6) girlfriend kept laughing at the psychedelic color

5) sensu-ribs did not have the intended result.

4) "for best results use before" date had expired.

3) mom found them and one never to waste anything, made me donate them.

2) my girlfriend is a werewolf, so these were unnecessary

1) the Viagra kept making me go blind, deaf, and have an unsafe drop in blood pressure, so i can't use these anyway.

The blue pills are in the case behind you. We accept food stamps and AFDC."

When I asked him if he made this up or found it somewhere, he responded with:

"I have been working very hard on it since I zoomed in on the picture and saw what it was. This has to go on the blog."

Wish granted.

Cheers!

Red

My favorite is reason number 2 :)